I can't seem to find an employer willing to really give me a chance. It's just the universe balancing things out, I know, but it's frustrating in the extreme. Up until recently, if I could get an interview, I knew I had the job. It just always worked that way.
Maybe it's the hair color? Or my personality has changed? I don't know. It's depressing.
If I start showing up to interviews drunk, that could only improve the odds.